The Boy who Cried Pants!

One of my classmates live in a weird household. His father doesn’t let him wear pants. He has to wear shorts all the time. Even at a wedding! His locker is full of many different shorts. It’s like an advanced rainbow. There are thousands of colors rather than only seven. What are the pros and cons of never wearing pants!? You always show off your beautiful legs to everyone. You can’t pee through your pants legs, but you can when wearing shorts 😀 You can dip in any liquid up to above your knees. Not any liquid actually! Can’t think