Delicious Juice

On my way to get some milk I saw an older boy waving. He asked me to come with him to an alley nearby to play a game. I was suspicious and didn’t accept, but he insisted and promised that we will just play a game and I will be safe. He was looking so sincere so I believed him. When we arrived, he started to explain the game and the rules. He showed me some sealed mugs with a straw in each. Each mug was filled with some mixed fruit juice. For example banana and apple juice or orange and kiwi juice. I had to taste each one and guess the juice. If I could do them all correctly, I would get $10. Interesting! It was free to try…

The first one was easy. I detected it in a second. Lemon and mint juice. The second was also easy. I had drunk a lot of coconut and vanilla juice. The third was the easiest. Carrot and orange. The fourth mug had pomegranate and apricot in it. That was tough but I nailed it :-D. Fifth mug was filled with peach and tangerine juice. It was a new taste for me. Actually I wanted to sip it all up. The sixth was the most delicious one. You can’t even imagine it. It was semen mixed with cucumber! Fresh human semen; Undoubtedly it was his semen! By then I figured out why I was getting $10! I had swallowed a lot of semen but never tasted semen mixed with cucumber so far. The taste was much better than pure semen. He didn’t interrupt me drinking it like previous mugs. I drank almost all of it. I knew the ingredients from the beginning but I deferred my answer to the last moment to enjoy the drink. “It’s your semen mixed with cucumber you pervert”, I shouted. He really didn’t expect me to say that. He got frightened and said: “What!? No! You freak! It was turnip and cucumber juice”. I was sure it was semen not turnip. I had a wide variety of semen from people of different races in my mouth. I was not an amateur like many other children he had probably lured to feed them his juice. “Boy! I can detect semen better than a forensic lab. You better fool somebody else. Don’t worry I won’t tell anybody. Just give me my $10. I think I really deserve it”, I said to his face. He was still in shock of me finding out the real ingredients of the drink! He handed $10 over with his hand obviously shaking. “Hey I’m OK with it. Your semen was extraordinary delicious. I also enjoyed your idea! I tell no one about it”, I added, and he got calm. Then I said: “Next time we meet each other I can suck you to get more fresh juice for $10 of course. That would be more fun for both of us, wouldn’t it?”